On the first day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

A Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the second day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the third day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the fourth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the fifth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the sixth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the seventh day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the eighth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Eight Quarks-a smirking,

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the ninth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Nine Datas dancing,

Eight Quarks-a smirking,

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the tenth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Ten Spots a-leaping,

Nine Datas dancing,

Eight Quarks-a smirking,

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the eleventh day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Eleven Vulcans spouting logic,

Ten Spots a-leaping,

Nine Datas dancing,

Eight Quarks-a smirking,

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

 

On the Twelfth day of Trek-mas, my Trek Friend sent to me

Twelve Terrans terrorizing,

Eleven Vulcans spouting logic,

Ten Spots a-leaping,

Nine Datas dancing,

Eight Quarks-a smirking,

Seven of Nines asskicking,

Six Khans a-slaying,

FIVE KLING-ONS!

Four lights a-blinking,

Three Romulan Ales,

Two Birds of Prey,

And a Tribble in a Takka berry tree.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!